PURE MUSICAL EXCELLENCE....

My boy Myan put me on to this album and this joint is crack. of course, its all in portugese, but music is the universal language and i can "feel" this shit...plus i speak a lil portugese anyway. but seriously, this album is crack. and alot of samples from your favorite groups came from this album. here are some tracks from it that may seem familiar to you or may not...

$300 PIECES OF SHIT...

the latest addition to my collection since SOMEBODY (you know who the fuck you are) sold my Kaws disseceted companion. i know what some people are thinkin "why would you pay $300 for plastic shit on a stick?". If you have to ask that question, then you don't need to know...just go back and pay attention to the "Guns and Butter" conversation Ving Rhames had with Tyrese in "Baby Boy"...

Well since some of you may be too lazy....

"NIGGAZ..........COMIN'!!!!!" ----RILEY FREEMAN

During my time in VA, i noticed a few things but the one thing that always seems certain is that if the Clipse are coming, so are "niggaz". and when i say "niggaz" i don't mean like black people, i mean "IGNORANT, hood niggaz". and with "niggaz" comes unnecessary bullshit and since there are ALOT of "niggaz" in VA, there is ALOT of unncessary bullshit. here are some examples


DATE: July 4, 2005
LOCATION: The Beach House in VaBeach
EVENT: Cream x Clipse 4th of July Party
IN ATTENDENCE: Clipse, Famlay, Mike Vick, AI, hoochies.......and niggaz
WHAT HAPPENED: Niggaz acted a damn fool, got the joint shut down so that other people couldn't get in and the cops on horses had to come out, therefore fuckin it up for everybody.

DATE: July 4, 2006
LOCATION: Ocean Breeze Water Park in VaBeach
EVENT: Clipse Pool Party
IN ATTENDENCE: Clipse, boppers and the ever present.....niggaz
WHAT HAPPENED: Since most niggaz can't swim and were too busy tryin to be fly, what else is there left to do but start shit? so yeah, niggaz started shit and shit got shut down.....again.

DATE: August of 2006
LOCATION: Premiere in Norfolk
EVENT: In My Mind Album Release Party
IN ATTENDENCE: Pharrell, Clipse, Famlay, DJ No Dout, DJ Joe Stick, DJ Bee, Ab Liva, boppers, hoes, groupies, clones and...you guessed it.....NIGGAZ!!
WHAT HAPPENED: Niggaz blocked the street HOURS before P even showed up, niggaz started fighting BEFORE the party even started, we had to be brought in through the back by the owner, and niggaz started MORE shit when they got inside.

DATE: End of March 2007
LOCATION: Premiere in Norfolk
EVENT: Geezy's Birthday (Clipse Manager)
IN ATTENDENCE: Clipse, 8ball, MJG, Famlay and niggaz to the 12th power
WHAT HAPPENED: A NIGGA GOT SHOT!!!!!

DATE: January 30, 2009
LOCATION: AMF Chesapeak Lanes in Chesapeake, VA
EVENT: Clipse Bowling Party
IN ATTENDENCE: Clipse......and do i even need to say it?
WHAT HAPPENED: According to Micah, shit was cool (like always. there is always an eerie calm before a "Nigga Moment") and then niggaz remembered what they what there for and started fuckin up shit and brawlin.

Now, there are several things i've noticed about these situations.

1) When Commonwealth hosts events by themselves, shit NEVER goes down because there are enough "others" to off set "niggaz".

2) There are always females in the equation but "niggaz" will rather run up on each other than on some female booty.

3) Usually after the "Nigga Moment" has transpired, the venue is usually shut down or at least shut down as far as "no niggaz allowed". Niggaz are worse than hurricanes.

4) Niggaz comin to a party are like those creatures in "I Am Legend". you WANT to help them, but they just want to fuck shit up. why? nobody knows but it usually always ends in destruction.

And now there is another party about to go down pretty soon. Please, niggaz if you are reading this (which i doubt because "niggaz" don't read)...PLEASE don't fuck this up....

Is it safe to say that its down right SAD when you're suprised when shit DOESN'T go down after parties?......

SNEAK DISS FROM HAMMER?!........

so i'm here at work on nostalgia mode n shit and i was like "damn, i wonder if they got that Hammer in the mix joint on youtube" and they did so i'm watchin the video and then i start payin attention and i'm like "is this nigga dissin Slick Rick on this joint?". with lines like "did I hear you say king? or call yourself a ruler?/sit down cuz the Hammers gonna school ya" and "a RULER is a stick i use to measure" and "you aint it, you aint dope/if you are a Ruler than the Hammer is a Pope" and shit like that. i'm like "DAMN! Stanley is REALLY goin hard at Rickey D right now and i don't think people were pickin that up". he sent ALOT of shots at Rick in this track. seriously, this nigga went IN on Rick durin this. WHY HAS NOBODY ELSE ADDRESSED THIS?! were yall too caught up in the pants and flashy moves to miss it? i know i was.

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING.....DUMBASS....

Taken from Blackplanet

As it turns out, Michael Misick was playing his wife Lisa Raye. In her court testimony Lisa says she was lead to believe her husband was worth $180 million, while he says he told her he was only worth $8 million. Lisa also testified that Michael let her think he’d bought her a jet, when in reality it was a lease. She also thought Michael bought her a Rolls Royce Phantom, he even went so far as to present it to her in front of her cast mates on the set of ‘All of Us’ with a big red bow on it. Turns out it was also leased, and in her name no less.

Now Lisa’s stuck with a $6,500.00 car note. It was also revealed that Lisa’s name is on a $7 million dollar loan, that she claims to have no knowledge of.

HAHAHAHAHAHA........dummy. she thought she was on the come up and got OWNED!!! i just love when shit like that happens. she tried to "gold dig" and she came up with just rocks. her next man better be an RN......Regular Nigga. WONK WOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!....

This song is dedicated to you Ms. "Queen of Blackbuster Films"...



yeah......yo ass got played alright...

TERRY REID - SEEDS OF MEMORY

so i'm sittin here at work and i have The Devils Rejects on and i'm about to turn it off and the credits start and i hear this song and i'm like "DAMN! this song goes hard as hell!!", especially in the beginning and how the joint just starts off with the guitar and that flute joint. people who know me know that i listen to EVERYTHING, yes even country if its jammin, and i had to immediately find this on youtube. and i've noticed lately that i've been liking alot of this California country/rock shit like this that they had back in the day, too. if i were a producer, i'd OBLITERATE this sample. also, the movie was actually GOOD movie. i saw House of 1000 Corpses and i was like "DAMN that movie fuckin SUCKED DONKEY DICK!!" so i wasn't really in a rush to see this joint, but we were "Pennying Out" movies at Gamestop (literally selling movies for a penny, to staff only) and i was like "what the hell" and copped it and this movie suprised the heck out of me. if you have time and like scary movies/thrillers, check this joint out. my favorite line out of that entire movie was: "Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone."

YEAH.....I FUCKED UP TOO......

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