THIS COMMERCIAL IS "SO GAY".....

I'm not homophobic (but i DO fear gettin raped by another nigga, but that doesn't count) but this shit is gettin ridiculous. i hate that gay people have made the word "gay" GAY!! Before they got their hands on it, the shit meant "happy", now the word "gay" means "i might wanna fuck my boy Shawn in the ass after this game of Madden". I mean, damn, listen to the last line in The Flintstones theme song, "We'll have a GAY old time". so now what, Fred was givin Barney a prehistoric "Dick Down" and Betty and Wilma were "Limestone Munchers"? i mean, because according to all homos, "GAY" means "i wanna Dirk Diggler the people who use the same public restroom as me". what kinda shit is that? i feel they should just stick with the word "homo" and let us use the word gay since we had that shit first. and then theres the rainbow shit. Before, a rainbow was something that EVERYBODY loved. It meant that even after a fucked up rainy day, there was something good waiting or even a pot of gold at the end of it. now, if you follow something with a "rainbow", it might be some gay midget nicknamed "Sweet n Low" and he's tryin to get at YOUR "Lucky Charms". I can't even wear my old Denver Nuggets jersy without people thinkin I wanna "throw back" some niggaz "nuggets" in my mouth. thats that bullshit. i'm a Spring Baby (April 2nd, all day) and i love colors but gay people are tryin to take over everything. Next thing you know, Rainbow Brite might be the mascot for all lesbians instead of being a cute cartoon character for children. i swear fam, they tryin to take over more already established shit than Christopher Columbus, The Pilgrims and Leif Ericson with George Bush backin em up.....

MATTER FACT, YOU CAN'T BEAT SERIUS!!.....

In the words of Stayve "Slim Thug" Thomas: "Nigga you must a pain freak, you stay gettin' rode on..."..

damn........Che got that nigga.........i've been tellin niggaz that Charles Hamiliton destroyed his own career before it got started. First Soulja Boy, then Joe Buddens, then Serius Jones and now RHYMEFEST?!

R.I.P HELIO GRACIE

Helio Gracie, the father of Gracie jiu-jitsu, is dead at the age of 95. Gracie passed in his sleep early Thursday in Itaipaiva, Rio de Janeiro, after he had been admitted to a local hospital a few days prior for stomach problems.


“He passed the way he always wanted to –- quick and fast,” said an immediate relative, who asked not to be identified. The relative said Gracie’s body would be buried on Thursday.


The youngest of Cesalina and Gastao Gracie’s eight children, he learned traditional jiu-jitsu by watching his brother, Carlos, teach it, but his small frame made it difficult for him to execute the moves. As a result, he adapted techniques to fit his limited physical ability and gave rise to modern-day Brazilian jiu-jitsu.


Gracie was involved in two legendary fights. He lost to Masahiko Kimura -- a man who outweighed him by some 40 pounds -- in 1951 when Carlos threw in the towel after Kimura broke Gracie’s arm with the shoulder lock that now bears his name. Four years later, Gracie fought former student Valdemar Santana for nearly four hours before losing.


His impact on the sport of mixed martial arts was profound. His son, Rorion, was credited with developing the concept that became the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and another of his sons, Royce, won the first two UFC tournaments in 1993 and 1994. Two other sons, Rickson and Royler, also competed in MMA.


Gracie is survived by his wife Vera; his sons Rickson, Royler, Rolker, Royce, Relson, Robin and Rorion; his daughters Rerika and Ricci, as well as numerous siblings, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren

fought a nigga for 4 HOURS?! DAMN!!

DEDICATED TO THE "HANDI-CAPABLE"....

These people below have participated in sports where they were at a SEVERE disadvantage in the sports they were competing in, yet, they beat others who weren't...


NAME: OSCAR PISORIUS AKA "POOR LIL' TINK TINK"
SPORT: TRACK
DISADVANTAGE: NO LEGS
OPPONENT: COCKY INDIVIDUALS WITH LEGS
RESULT: TRIUMPH


NAME: IGOR PLOTNIKOV
SPORT: SWIMMING
DISADVANTAGE: NO ARMS
OPPONENT: COCKY INDIVIDUALS WITH ARMS
RESULT: TRIUMPH


NAME: JIM ABBOTT
SPORT: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
DISADVANTAGE: MISSING A HAND
OPPONENT: THE ENTIRE LEAGUE OF PEOPLE WITH BOTH HANDS
RESULT: TRIUMPH


NAME: SHWAYZE
SPORT: BASKETBALL
DISADVANTAGE: SLIM TIGHT JEANS AND NO "DRAWS"
OPPONENT: A COCKY ASS NIGGA WITH A CHIN REMINISCENT OF "MAC TONIGHT" AND "HOOPING SKILLS" THAT HAVE YET TO BE DETERMINED.
RESULT: "SHWAYZ'D"

This one's for you.....

LIL WAYNE FT. YOUNG MONEY & PHARRELL -- TROUBLE MAKER

i can't front, i actually like this joint. the beat is dope and ALOT better than that "Yes" crap that they put out earlier. but i can't help but think what Terrence and Gene would sound like on this......check it here.

FUCK WHAT SAMSON WAS TALKIN ABOUT.....

As of lately in my life time, i have only let "vaginal americans" or women cut my hair and for good reason. have you ever noticed that dykes seem to have the most THROWED fades and edge ups? when i was out in VA, the only male to have the priviledge of cutting my hair was my dude Barfield who now owns his own shop called Kuttin Edges on Hampton Blvd near the Norfolk base. and he will probably be the only male to ever do so. after that, i've only let females touch my hair and my current barber is a female. when i was stationed at the Naval Hospital, i stayed on base and met this lil white chick with a bangin ass body named Kim who was from Philly. after about a 2 days of socializing, i pulled my patented "wanna go watch a movie in my room" technique and proceeded to "Slang dis Angus". after "Puttin it down for H Town", she looked at my fro and said "wow, you need an shape up" and i was like "what the hell you know about a shape up?" and she says "i used to cut hair back in Philly". thinkin she was bullshittin, i put her to the challenge and allowed her to show me what he had. MAN! she put it down on a nigga. she even bust out the STRAIGHT RAZOR for the lining. if you've never had a straight razor lining, you REALLY need to step it up. so a couple times after that, i proceeded to "get some trim" and get a trim until i got deployed and when i got back she was on her way out the navy for doin some dumb shit so that was the end of that. but i found her on facebook and she is back to cuttin full time and her skills are still dope as you can see below.




and after gettin out the navy, i started my rebellious stage and grew my hair out and started tryin to find somebody who was good at braiding. after finding all these women who braided in their houses and so forth, and i was about to give up and shave it all off until i was in Chesapeake Square Mall and found a card with some of the CRAZIEST designs i had ever seen. i called up the girl Teneshia or "Slim" as she is better known as and scheduled an appointment. i went into the salon and i saw alot of Commonwealth customers sittin under dryers, blowin "trees" or readin JET magazine and stuff and then it dawned on me..."theres nothing but DUDES up in here". Slim told me she didn't do females hair because they were "messy" and trouble, so she only braids up lesbians, guys and gay dudes. from jump, i knew she was the shit because she took me to the back and gave me the best wash and conditioning i had ever had in my life. she is the reason i'm addicted to Tea Tree oil conditioner. then she blew my hair out, greased my scalp and went to work on my scalp. when i first heard Mario's song "Braid My Hair", i was like "what kinda hoe ass, sensitive bullshit is this weak ass nigga singin about". man.....Slim was braiding a niggaz hair so good it put me to sleep. she was hittin spots in my scalp that made a niggaz TOES curl up. the attention to detail that she has when she does her job is the reason why i'm VERY picky about any female braiding my hair nowadays. once i moved to texas in 2007, i had to "lock" up my hair with dreads because females down here can't braid for shit after being with Slim for the time i was in VA. so if you are in the 7 cities or trying to get a dope stylist or whatever, hit her up on myspace.com/slimbraids . she is the ORIGINATOR of the "Slim Braid", when a small braid branches out from a larger braid an she was the first licensed braider in the state of VA. check out some of her shit below. she is the truth. i dare ANYBODY to find someone better.

GUESS WHO'S BIZACK?!?!?!

that dude Jus is back in the building!!!! bout damn time. lmao.