THE CLUMSY SCHOLAR

Sunday, November 23, 2008

DAILY OWNAGE/PWNAGE.....PART 1

that shit said "CLONK"!!! lmao. i've watched this joint about 20 times.

....gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.......DAMN!!!

i have this dvd and i've watched this shit over 100 times. dude got ROCKED!!....PS..why did you LET them do that "foul ass shit" to your "bitch" up in the room that night?

OOOOH SHIT!! son got "Malvo'd" lol. that little kid caught a head shot from hell. lmao!!

i'm sorry but other peoples kids gettin hurt doin dumb shit is hilarious to me...then theres the fact that the dude said "LOL" and "ROFL" in real life. i know good and hell well that if i did that shit on my bike and cried like a bitch like this youth, the FIRST thing out the mouth of my guardian at the time would be "You weren't cryin when you were doin that silly ass, Evil Kinevil shit, now were you?"...

NIKE....PLEASE DON'T FAIL ME..

these are just the samples but they are ALOT better than the samples i saw last week, so can we PLEASE release THIS version? this is the second pair of AFII's i've ever wanted besides the Hectic joints and of course the Espos. joints are SICK!!

pics courtsey of Nicekicks.com and Politics (shoe store in Louisiana).

"YOU HAVE SMOKED YOURSELF RETARDED"--DAVE CHAPPELLE

Earlier today, my boy Rob called me and i haven't spoken to this dude in about 2-3 months or so. we're shootin the shit, talkin about what we've been up to and the following bullshit is what made me give him the "Oden" face....

ROB: Wassup man, wuts good witcha?

LEX: Nuthin, out here "mashin for my rations", gettin ready to go to work.

ROB: Word, i hear that, i'm about to enter the world of the workin man again myself, my nigga. i been unemployed for the past 2 months, chillin, smokin green and workin on my plan to over throw the world.

LEX: word....

ROB: yeah, man. when you don't have to work, you have alot of time to think about shit and work on your dreams and shit my nigga. i'm tryin to get this job at Hobby Lobby and shit, ya know. i be on my arts and craft shit alot lately since i have the time. i'm tellin you, when you don't have to clock in for work, you get alot of time to experiment and shit, my nigga. i just made a Swisher ashtray and shit outta some wood and shit, nigga, i'm talkin about the whole shield logo and everything. i know you probably thinkin "man this nigga is high", which i am, but i'm not high all the time though, just about 85-90% of the time. and 70% of that time, i be thinkin of shit to do, my nigga. i'm tellin you my nigga, you need to get fired, that way you'll have time to think about your dreams, my nigga..

LEX:.....aight, cuz. i gotta pull into this garage and i'm gonna lose reception, so i'll holla at ya later, fam, peace...

did this nigga tell me i should get fired so i can THINK about my dreams?!?! i think this is why i only smoke weed once in a blue moon, because when you smoke as much as THIS nigga, you start to think TOO damn much about shit that you REALLY shouldn't think about...i couldn't have scripted this shit if i tried.