Wednesday, December 31, 2008

GET WELL, FAM......AND FUCK THE POLICE!!!!



man, talk about ringing in the new years on a fucked up level. i was at work about a half hour ago and my phone was blowin up but i couldn't get to it. finally, i checked my messages and everybody was tellin me my dude Robbie got shot (light skinned cat on the left) this morning by Bellaire police. basically what happened was, Robbie and his brother and cousin were driving in his black truck that he bought while playing minor league baseball and when they pulled into his drive way, the cops came out of nowhere and pulled their guns out telling them to get on the ground, the car is stolen. his parents came out the crib trying to figure out what was going on and the cops grabbed and pushed his mother into the garage door. pissed, like any nigga would be, Robbie got up to ask the cop what the fuck his problem was and the cop shot him in the stomach. no mace, no taser...a fuckin GUN!! the cops NEVER ran the plates because had they done so, the care would have come up in his name.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

HMMMMM......HE DOES KINDA HAVE A POINT...



again, his delivery wasn't the best but there is some truth in it. we all knew the game was getting stale but it wasn't until Nas said that "Hip Hop Is Dead" stuff, EVERYBODY jumped on the bandwagon and said it. even those born after 1986.

THE SCHOLARS 2008 WRAP UP...

i guess its time for me to recap on some of the best things of 2008:

Evidence dropped one of the dopest undground EPs "The Layover"..

MURS dropped one of the wackest underground turned mainstream LPs..

Gas went from high, to mortgage prices then finally to crack head prices (shit is $1.33 here in houston, wtf? 6 bucks and my tank is half full.)

DJ Clark Kent's Nike collabs shitted on EVERYBODY who touched a Nike this year...

Niggaz and Nike went "Fusion" crazy...

Lil Wayne FINALLY dropped his album....and people forgot about it 2 weeks later...

People traded in Myspace for Blogs.....

Thinking "Green" was the new hot shit.....

The economy LOSING "green" was the new wack shit....

A Millie was the most used beat on Earth....

Youtube beef and rappers went hand in hand.....

There was ALOT of good music released....and even MORE wack music.....

Chuck Lidell got knocked out by a nigga......AGAIN....

Boston and my boy KG FINALLY got the Championship......

Another VA nigga managed to fuck up....PLAXICO!!!...2 up, 2 more niggaz locked down...

They FINALLY got OJ.....

But R.Kelly SOMEHOW managed to get away.....smh...

Clay Aiken FINALLY admitted he was gay.......BIG shocker...

Rap City finally shut down and so did TRL......so what does MTV stand for now?

The murderer of John Walsh's son finally admitted he beheaded his son....27 years later....

50cent started going broke and his albums started flopping...lmao....sucka..

Kanye had the best tour this year.......

Janet had the worst...how the fuck you get sick and cancel most of the shit?

Dark Knight was the biggest movie of the year....

Max Payne was the shittiest movie of the year....so far...

Eli Porter had the best rap Youtube video....EVER...

and last but not least...

OBAMA...

now, lets see what happens next year........

RECESSION CONSESSIONS....PT. 1



Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

come on, you can not hate on this classic. as i've been slowly tappering off meat products, i've been replacing my protein intake with protein smoothies and these joints and its like meeting up with an old potna from elementary school. the shit is cheap, good as FUCK, and easy to make. back as a youngster i used to HATE the crust, but my family was hood and there was none of that "cut the crust off" shit poppin off in my family. they used the old "thats where are the vitamins and shit that makes you strong is" in order for us to eat that mess. but now, i will scarf these joints down like there is no tomorrow. as a youngster, we always had "creamy" then i had the luxury of gettin crunchy peanut butter and that shit was cool at first but then them niggaz went over board with "extra crunchy" and that shit was too much. now i just fuck with the creamy JIF. Skippy sucked, Peter Pan was wack and that Reese's shit was misleading (it tasted like any other fuckin peanut butter, not the shit inside the damn candy. bastards). then they tried to "drop the bomb" on niggaz by makin that Goober shit, you know, the joint with the PB and Jelly in the same jar. that shit FAILED!! man, that shit was hard as hell. i used to try to spread that shit on my bread and it used to rip the bread up. so instead of a sandwich, my knife looks like a fuckin "sandwich on a stick". but one thing that has always stuck with me....Grape jelly. fuck that strawberry shit and any other wack ass jelly flavor. Smuckers Grape with PB is like puttin 24s on an Escalade. and then there was the classic White Bread. now, i've moved on to the wheat bread but back in the day, if you tried to give me a PBnJ sandwich on something other than white bread, expect an angry nigga to look at you like you just did something stupid. and don't let you go on a field trip and shit and you happen to have a PBnJ sandwich in your lunch bag. by the time its time for lunch, that shit looks all deformed and damn near clear because the jelly done seeped through n shit....but its STILL good as hell. lol. i swear, if i could go back in time, i would give George Washington Carver a hug and a Red Stripe for helping create peanut butter.

SNIIIIIIIIPER!!!!



i've watched this like 20 times in a row. dude caught a SERIOUS "sniper".

Monday, December 29, 2008

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE....



in my 25 years on Earth, i've encountered all different types of individuals but the worst are "Transformers", you know, niggaz who seem one way and then change into something totally different in the blink of an eye. i've rolled with cats who i thought were real individuals and then come to find out i've let some "Bitchniggatrons" and "Retardacons" up into my sector and i can't have that shit. it got to the point where i was sometimes rolling solo because i couldn't trust niggaz ESPECIALLY when i was in VA. for a while i thought i was in damn Cybertron n shit because dudes were changin left and right on a nigga with the quickness when shit started hittin the fan. thats why i started tellin niggaz to watch your peoples. if you see them one way and danger arises and they stay the same, then you know where that person stands but if dude is talkin loud and actin tough but turns out to be softer than doctors cotton when shit goes down, then you already know. investagate ya folks and keep an eye out because you might have some "Hobots" up in ya squad if you're not payin attention.

RECOMMENDED READING PT. 1



i remember my mom gave me this book when i was like 12 and i never picked it up until about last year and the shit is crazy. i used to think it was Jim Jones and other corny ass niggaz that made VA cats the way they are but after reading this book, it showed that dudes from VA have been actin a damn fool since the beginning of time. its crazy because after living in VA for 5 years and being around the 7 cities so much, it gave me an even more detailed picture because i KNEW alot of the places he spoke about in the book. and its scary that niggaz in VA were crabs in a barrel the same way that they are today. there was one part where he was in a room with his girl at HER house and these VA niggaz bust in there after he was done smashing and ran train on her. yup, thats some VA nigga shit, always fuckin up peoples good times with some hoe ass shit. but the book also shows that you CAN change and get away from that but it took him gettin fired from jobs, gettin locked up, knockin up a female and so forth before he finally made a change and found his calling, but still, he changed. this should be recommended for not only VA cats but for all young black men in general. with as much time as niggas spend reading blogs, Mediatakeout and Allhiphop.com, take some time and pick this joint up and feed ya brain.

and remember what Brother Muzone said children....



become dangerous and read a fuckin book...

TOMMY, TOMMY......TOMMY...PT2

"I still to this day don’t like Ns who throw an R&B N or B on a record.."...T Mitch


YO nigga Nas and Ginuwine....


YO boy Nas and the KING of RnB....R Kelly


guess who...YO man Nas with Ron Isley. last i checked, THAT nigga sang RnB, fam...


HOLY RnB NIGGAZ SINGIN THE HOOK, BATMAN....is this YO dude Nas with CHRIS BROWN, the ULTIMATE RnB nigga of today?!......


WOW its YO boy Nas AGAIN but with the worst atrocity of all.....Quan, an rapper AND RnB nigga..real niggaz don't hit notes, son..that nigga was gettin "melodious" and shit..

and remember, this is just a COUPLE songs from NAS. i haven't even begun to jump into a couple of your other favorite rappers that you "Stan" for. and this was only RnB DUDES with Nas....in the words of Guru and Chaka Khan.."Watch what you say cuz someones gonna hear exactly what you said".....lol

Sunday, December 28, 2008

TCS THEATRE PRESENTS.....

This weeks Feature Presentation is....

BATTLE ROYALE












Saturday, December 27, 2008

DAMN, MUST BE GOLDEN.....SHIT..



A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.


DAMN, now i REALLY want to see this movie. if that big bastard went as far as to shoot a nigga over THIS movie, then its GOT to be good. after that stunt you pulled at the movies Tommy, you might REALLY want to rethink that shit next time kinfolk.

Friday, December 26, 2008

FUCK SANTA....



i just got through talkin to one of my potnas and we were talking about Christmas and Santa and all that other shit when this one female walks up and says "How will you break the news to your children that there is no such thing as Santa?". i told her "Thats easy because i won't tell my kids about that nigga in the first place. to tell my kid that there IS a such thing as Santa would make me a liar, and i'm not lying to my kids about shit. a lie is a lie, no matter how 'innocent' you may think it is. and why should some strange, fat ass, child molestin' ass dude get all the praise for my hard ass work that i do to buy all the shit that i'm gonna by for the seedlings? fuck that. i want my kids to know that all those gangsta ass toys were made possible by daddy bustin that ass at work because he loves them and wants them to have the best. not because some fat ass stranger comes down a chimney that i MAY not even have, which will cause me to make MORE lies to explain how that nigga got in the house, and drop off toys. all that will do is give them an excuse to say 'fuck daddy, i'm waiting on Santa to bring my toys'. sheeeit, i'll be waiting on that nigga too with some 'Act Right' by my side because i wish some strange white muthafucka WOULD come in my house carrying something other than a million dollar check, a thick exotic female that likes "Angus" and an endless popcorn tin. my kids will know the REAL meaning behind Christmas, which is the birthday of Jesus and so forth and that the presents come afterwards."

and she gives me this "ugh" look and i'm like "what? you don't like my answer?" and she was like "its not that, but not have the holiday spirit?". i looked dead at her and was like "i'm a fairly nice muthafucka all year round and i don't need to be fake for a week and i'm not gonna lie kids and get their hopes up. what if for some reason, when i have kids, that i can't get them shit for christmas and they think Santa forgot them, how the hell am i suppose to explain that to them? LIE and tell them they were naughty and thats why they didn't get shit when they know and i know they were good as hell that year? GET the fuck outta here wit that shit". she was dead quiet after that. Truth-1, Bullshit-0. Lex FTW.

but thats the mindset of alot of society. they wonder why kids are walking around in this haze and its because their parents keep them blinded from the truth and lie to them their whole life over pointless shit. i almost snapped at mom dukes on Christmas because i had copped a SHIT load of stuff for my youngest brother. i mean, a GRIP load of stuff. Jordans, toys, all that shit. and the ONLY thing she LET me take credit for.......a FUCKIN ocean dvd!! and then she wonders why he won't listen to shit she said that day. why? because in his mind, SANTA is responsible for all that shit, not mommy, daddy or "Big Brudda Alex". then he was like "look what SANTA got me, Big Brudda Alex. SANTA." and the night before, THIS little nigglet is gonna tell me "don't touch these cookies, Brudda Alex, these are for Santa!" i hope that fat bastard dies of hypertension or diabetic shock.

STAY CURRENT, HUH?



its been almost a month, my "Half Negro Amigo", the "New Issue" has been the SAME issue since the first. handle that.

TEACH THE BABIES...PART 2



i know alot of people are gonna be giving ole' SBeezy alot of shit because he has a cartoon out and how he is "killing hip hop" and so forth but alot of you forget this right here....


The Kid N Play cartoon was the FIRST hip hop cartoon series and about 2 years later was followed by....


Hammerman, the Mc Hammer cartoon series

and somehow hip hop STILL survived and the world didn't end, just like how rocking a pair of Jordans with a Jumpman on the back of the shoe instead of Nike Air will not kill you. *ooohhhhhhhh, another shot. go ahead and snitch on that one too, M!cah. ole' snitchin ass nigga. lol*

FIGHT NIGHT ROUND 4....AND YES, THATS KID DYNAMITE....



my name on PSN is Boss_Bandit or Deez Nuts. when you feel the need to get educated with the "Sweet Science", add ya boy. Class WILL be in session and i WILL be handing out remedial ass whoopins ALL day, fam.

I CAN'T FRONT, I'M INSPIRED LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW....



this guy is the self proclaimed "Dollar Menunaire aka Mr. $7.45 an hour" and if he can do this then I, seeing how i make over triple his hourly wage an hour, can do the same damn thing. i give it up to dude on this one. also, are these hoes "hoe-ing" in parkas?! DAMN thats a hard pimp right there. shit.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS.....YA FILTHY ANIMALS..



today was blessed with 2 of the only things i wanted this christmas, my family and a popcorn tin. lol. oh, and an ipod but the other two were more important. i hope all of you were blessed enough to have the things you wanted and remember those who didn't. merry christmas and be safe out there. peace.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

THE KID IS OFFICIALLY A "HERB" NEXT YEAR...



Herbivore that is. yeah, the dude is going vegetarian on that ass next year. i've been doing the transition these past few weeks, replacing all my meat *whoa now* with Boca products and shit. its been tough but the kid is going to make it. now, i will NOT be doin that vegan shit though, i love cheese and milk too damn much for that shit. fuuuuuck that. but i'm also doing it because i have alot of risk factors in my family and the more i can do to prevent or delay that shit, the better. i have a brother that i'm 22 years older than and i want to be here in his life as much as possible and death by heart disease and so forth is some of the most preventable shit on the planet so i'm giving it up. its gonna be REAL hard for me seeing how i live in Texas, the home of meat *damn it* so temptation is going to be everywhere but the dude is going to pull through. so expect a leaner, still meaner Lex in the months to come. don't get it twisted though, just because i don't eat meat products anymore doesn't mean i won't whoop a muthafuckas ass. its still 100% gangsta on this side of town, suckaz.

WHEN GUEST ARTISTS ATTACK PART 2



sorry Lil Flip, both Chamillionaire AND Paul Wall out rapped you on this fam.

Monday, December 22, 2008

THIS IS TOO DOPE. WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF IT FIRST.....

After 50 years as an industry leader, LEGO has become a staple in any kids toy box. In more recent times the mini-figs and legendary building blocks have been used to recreate famous landmarks, classic photographs and now: 24 Classic Hip Hop Album Covers Recreated in LEGO. Shot in the Format studio by Nick Hanekom with styling/art direction by Jaici Chen and layout/design work by Glen Manucdoc.

























CHRISTMAS.....NOT THE TIME TO FUCK WITH YOUR KIDS..


TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY.......







for somebody who is always complaining about "retros" and "Non OG" colorways with Nike, negro, you sure do have ALOT of retros and "Jumpmen on the backs" yourself fam. just thought i'd point that out. lol. take a chill pill. is it worth getting atheletes foot just to have a pair of dogged out 3's just so you have "Nike Air" on the back, fam? just askin...

Friday, December 19, 2008

KENNY SMITH'S GAY MOMENT....



"T.O doesn't have to wear ANYTHING to make his body look in shape...."

nigga are you serious? they are ROASTIN this dude. lmao.

shout out to my dude Pat on finding this for me after i had been looking for this for a week now.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

JHERI CURLS....





man i thought these joints were extinct and died out with Dinosaurs, Pogs, good music and eskimos but low and behold, this shit aint nuthin but an endangered species. i went down to the cafeteria to get some of that dope ass Baked Apple Oatmeal and some hot chocolate when i saw this dude with the most "soggiest and dryest" (i know it doesn't make sense but you had to see this 10th wonder of the world) curl i had ever seen. i mean the shit looked like burnt Ramen noodles with syrup on em. then it made me think, with all the crap goin on in hip hop and fashion and what niggaz think is "in style", how long will it be before that certain celebrity dons an "old juicy" and youngsters around the country startin thinkin its cool and start fuckin up pillow cases and head rests? i mean, even in Texas, those weird ass, strange ass Dallas niggaz started rockin those damn shags and stuff. but then again, those niggaz are the ones who STARTED the whole "Yums" thing before Soulja Boy so i'm really not suprised. i mean, i didn't know whether to throw Gatorade on this niggaz head or get a dry towel. i was REALLY confused. please, people, if you see a nigga with a Jheri, pay for him to get a cut or shoot his ass in the fuckin nostrils.

EDIT!!!

man, i went on youtube lookin for Jheri Curl related stuff and found THIS shit. now, i think it was this woman's fault that her hair got burned off. WHY? because its 2008 and she was STILL trying to get a JC!!! why the hell didn't big gay ass "Rasta Grimas" tell her that shit went out back in 88?



man, PLEASE let 2009 put an end to some of this insanity...

JAM OF THE DAY...


LITTLE BROTHER - CAROLINA AGENTS

AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LOVE...



the little black girl in the picture above is Julianna. she was my first girlfriend for 2 years back in kindergarten and 1st grade. we both used to have the worlds biggest glasses, so i think thats why she became my "woman" back then. but she just hit me up on facebook the other day after seeing i had commented on a pic on somebody else page and was like DAMN when i saw her NOW!



see, ya boy had taste since i was a youngsta. people used to make fun of her magnifying glasses but ya boy wifed it up EARLY until i moved. looks like i gotta make a trip to "The A" sometime soon....

AWWWWW SNAP......NIKE IS REALLY STARTIN TO BRING IT...



dropping next fall. i remember the summer of 97, i was in Chicago and i was flipping The Source and they had an article about the hottest shoes of the summer and they had the Penny Foams, and these in the cirlce of shoes. from their photo, thought the shoe was yellow, so i was like "naah them joints look wack". and THAT was when i saw my boy Keshawn rockin em. they were this bright ass lime green and they just stood out and my mouth dropped. i was like "where you get those?!". he was like "man, i just got them from Ford City but they sold out" and my heart dropped. ever since, i have been tryin to find a pair in a size 12-13 but could never find them. it was always an 8 or 10.5 that was on ebay. but as i just checked one of my favorite sites, www.theshoegame.com, i saw that they were droppin these next year and my heart jumped. all of a sudden i started hearing songs like "mo money, mo problems", "all about the benjamins baby", and every other dope song that was out in 97 pop into my head. i used to say that "2008 is going to be so great", but my slogan for next year might have to be "2009 is so divine" because its lookin REAL good so far.

YO E!, GOOD LOOKIN OUT FAM...



i haven't really copped a pair of forces in months and after i copped the Clark Kent AM1's from the 112 pack, i've been liking alot of the stuff he's been doing with Nike and thanx to my boy Eric, i was able to secure a pair of these joints this afternoon. i was gonna buy that Jordan CDP this weekend but i decided to pull a T. Francis and pass on them since i still have a crispy pair of 2001 retro 11's still.

again, thanx E.

"I'MMA TELL YA MOMMA ON YOU".....



shit is crazy. homeless dude KILLED it. somebody seriously sign this dude or do a project with him or something.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TEACH THE BABIES....PT 1


GHOSTFACE KILLAH FT. TEKITHA/MARY J. BLIGE - ALL THAT I GOT IS YOU

while i know alot of you have heard this, few of you know it came from this...



THE JACKSON 5 - MAYBE TOMORROW

class dismissed...

YO PAT....



fuck what you heard, but this shit goes hard. PAUSE. my boy Jason back in VA used to get it and i had some and the stuff is actually good fam. just try to look past the name and try it fam.

OLD SCHOOL JAM OF THE DAY...



Chapter 8 and Anita Baker- I Just Want To Be Your Girl

for those with a sharp ear, you can probably figure out who sampled this. if not, Bone Thugs sampled the chorus for "1st of tha Month". i was goin thru my iPod and found this joint and its been played like 6 times in a row. for those who don't know me, i'm real big on old school songs. if you ever worked with me at Commonwealth or come through as a customer, you've probably noticed that i always had cds with songs that alot of people sampled. Anita is one of my favorite singers of all time and i don't know what happened to her but she needs to come back to the game. Anita Baker went hard as hell. she went in on this joint, big time. but the beat on the chorus is still that shit.

RECOLLECTIONS OF LEX: COLLEGE NIGGAZ, THE NORVA AND THE WARRIORS



if theres one thing people know about me is that i'm always "down to throw down" when the situation calls for it. if you're rolling with me and shit jumps off, i'm jumpin in. if you start the shit, i'll STILL fight but after the fight is over, i'm whoopin YOUR ass for getting me involved. this weekend, my cousin made it a point to bring up one of the instances where i forgot rule number uno: NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight.

it was September 2003 and the dudes from Hampton were throwing their annual party at the Norva. my nigga Kenwood was like "yo, we need to be there. i went last year and there was literally bus loads of hoes pulling up to that joint and it was crazy". so me, my cousin, and a bunch of us bought tickets to the joint, hit up McArthur mall and Miltary Circle mall to get fits, got hair cuts and started to pregame for the party. we were in the barracks and went to my nigga Kenwoods room and this nigga was startin to get ready, so we camped out in his room and this nigga had The Warriors on VHS playing. he was like "yo, everytime i get ready to go to a party or club, i ALWAYS watch this joint. it gets me in the mindset that if i need to 'rack' a nigga, he's gettin his shit caved in". i'm like "ooooookay" so we started watchin that shit and finally it was time to go. THIS nigga Kenwood came out with a shirt with his picture spray painted on the ENTIRE front of the joint. i was like WTF?! i mean, the shit was tight, don't get me wrong, but i was like "damn nigga, do you NEED your face all on your shit?". my cousin Roy, Guy, Kenwood and myself hop into my Explorer and my boy Stan and some other people all ride out in seperate whips and we are ready to get this shit goin.

i had just got back from overseas, so i had my new system blastin some Swishahouse hard as hell (me and my cousin were the only dudes on base from Houston at that time so we had to represent), i'm feelin like i got that glow and i was getting into what i would later refer to as "Beast Mode" meaning...some female was gonna get fucked that night. period. so we pull up to the parking garage, hop out the car and head towards the Norva and we see that there are two BIG ass lines and one was designated for females. i'm like thats aight but i'm seeing more dudes than females.......THATS when the buses started arriving. my nigga wasn't lying, there were buses from Norfolk State, ODU and Hampton, full of nothing BUT females pulling up. this was the shit Day Day on "Friday After Next" was talkin about. now i was REALLY crunk, and "Beast Mode" was damn near becoming "Savage Mode". lol. while we are in line, we notice that there are ALOT of niggaz who we KNOW don't go to college, let alone never graduated from school in the first damn place, so i know its only a matter of time that SOMEBODY is gonna get laid out before the end of the night. while waiting in line, a group of white people happened to walk past the lines and one local character busts out "Welcome to NIGGERVILLE" to the white group. that basically confirmed that shit was gonna pop off.

they start lettin niggaz in the Norva and its like niggaz bumrushing Walmart on Black Friday. PURE chaos. we get in and its everything i imagined. two whole floors of space and MORE females than dudes. the music is bumpin, the DJ is killin the joint and we are crunk as hell. "Damn" by Youngbloodz was the biggest single at the time so when that shit came on, all hell broke loose. in a good way. niggaz were "Eastside stompin" and just crunk as hell. females were drunk, throwin up on the stares by the bar (if you've been to the Norva, you know where i'm talkin bout) and NO fights were jumpin off. while i was talkin to this female, i see a skinny nigga with a glistenin ass yellow jesus piece and a yellow ass trucker hat walkin through the joint. i was like "yo, aint that that Babyface cousin lookin ass nigga from those videos n shit?" and they were like, yeah thats that Pharrell nigga (it was 2003, the nigga was known, but he wasnt THAT nigga yet so people didn't really give a fuck. he didn't even have security). so the night was ending and the lights started coming on......AND THATS WHEN SHIT STARTED JUMPIN OFF!! i'm talkin weaves gettin yanked, SOME nigga got dropped from the fuckin BALCONY near the stage area, another nigga caught a sweet one to chin and got laid out and i was on the sidelines instigating like a muthafucka.

we all get outside and i see my dude Kenwood gettin into an argument with some female, so we left that nigga to handle himself and started heading to the garage. we get to where all are cars are and we decided to post up for a while and wait for everybody. as we were in the car waiting for people, we see a fight between some college dudes and some "locals", so we sit there watching "niggerdom" at its finest.now, for those who haven't yet figured it out yet, college niggaz ALWAYS think they are the shit and are the hardest niggaz where THEY are from...until they fuck with some locals and thats when you start seeing who the REAL tough dudes are. so the college dude is gettin lumped up and thats when we see niggaz gettin near my boy Duncans ride. my dude Guy was like "yo, them niggaz is tryin to get at Duncan" and as i said earlier, if you're with me, i'mma throw down with ya. so i'm like fuck this and pull out my SWITCHBLADE on some "The Outsiders" type shit. lol. thats when some nigga decides to pull his gun out and bucks one at the ground. i'm not lyin when i tell you niggaz literally FLEW into my truck, ducked down in the seats and locked the doors with the quickness. and what was so funny was the fact that it was the local nigga who was whoopin the college dudes ass that pulled the gun out. so those niggaz tried to burn out and the laws came. they started grabbin niggaz and layin em on the ground while the dude that bust off the shots was almost out the garage. all of a sudden, niggaz ran over and started pointing at the nigga, sayin "it was HIM!" to the cops. i shit you not, the scene looked EXACTLY like this:



so while the cops go and grab THAT nigga, one of the college dudes people were like "man, yall some hoe ass niggaz! why yall gotta snitch on my nigga!! this is some BULLSHIT!!" and then the best part of the night happened......THIS nigga did some dramatic ass, "Shoryuken" Street Fighter 2 dragon punch on one of the garage lights and breaks it. i bust out laughin!! i'm like "nigga where was all that energy when ya boy was catchin 2pieces like a fat bitch at Church's?". so we get out and see the cops with niggaz laid out in cuffs and then all of a sudden niggaz start turning the attention to me. "Yall see that nigga Alex pull out the switchblade like he was in the Beat It video? nigga what the fuck was you gonna do with that shit?" but all i could say to them was "hey, at least i was down to do some shit. this nigga Guy was in the fuckin fetal position on the floor of my truck like a sucka". so we all head to IHOP, met up with some "Yamps" (Young Tramps....my own word, don't bite) and finished the night as planned, Mission Beast Mode: Accomplished.

so if you ever roll with me and shit jumps off, know that i got ya back....switch blade and all. lol. peace

Monday, December 15, 2008

WHEN GUEST RAPPERS ATTACK....PT. 1

ERICK SERMON FT. KEITH MURRAY - HOSTILE

i was about 9 when i first heard this joint. i had it memorized after a week because it was on Rap City EVERY day (the good old days). this was Keith's intro into the game at 18, 18 FAM, and he SHITTED all over the "Green eyed Bandit"...damn...this is part of the reason i don't agree when people say "Soulja Boy/Hurricane Chris and any other teen rapper is just ,17,18 or 19" because look at the lyrics THIS 18 year old was able to create. Erick.....you lost this round fam.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

RECOLLECTIONS OF LEX: LEX VS M.O.P.



After checkin the big homie Micah's blog and saw an M.O.P track, it made me think about a crazy moment in my adventure filled life.....

Back in VA, i was "the man of 100 jobs". i worked at the Naval Medical Center of Portsmouth during the day, Commonwealth from the afternoon until close, and then whoop ass as a bouncer all over Virginia Beach at places like Hammerheads, H2O, Crazy Charlies and the infamous The Beach House. Though i have whooped and knocked out my share of niggaz (and one bitch, she deserved it), most of the action took place at The Beach House. and this story is about the night i made history by being the ONLY nigga to ever punch the shit out of Lil Fame, not get hit AND live to talk about it. lol.

It was the night of the G-Unit/Disturbing The Peace concert and niggaz were in full effect. being that this was in VA and knowing how "VA Niggaz" get down, i already knew in my head that i was gonna have to knock somebody "the fuck out", it was just a matter of WHEN i would have to educate somebody with the "sweet science". so the night is going on and everybody from G-Unit was in effect: Banks, Buck, M.O.P, and some other niggaz and everybody from DTP was there except Luda and Shawna. so me and my boys D, Los, and Thomas were outside patroling the parkin lot and keep in the line in check, watchin niggaz get thrown out the side door by the DJ booth like any other night. so it was pretty boring. but it was close to "let out" time and then....thats when shit started going bad....

people started coming out of the club, everybody from DTP was in front of the club, chillin and talkin to niggaz and spittin at hoes when all of a sudden, shit starts going down on the side of the club. me and my boy D run over and see some G-Unit nigga gettin lumped up by a VA head and then niggaz start brawlin. we go in, "full nelson" a couple niggaz, throw some bows and all that shit, tryin to get shit "undercontrol". while we are gettin that shit handled, we hear a weird fizzing noise, almost like a bottle rocket and see a champagne bottle in the air from the G-Unit peoples van and then we see it smash the ENTIRE back window of the BMW owned by Kenny (some dude from Star Trak). so out of nowhere, the nigga Lil Fame from M.O.P points at some young local nigga and tried to blame it on him so some niggaz tried to rush shorty and shorty broke off in full sprint. thats when i saw Fame chase the nigga and lil man didn't turn his head 15 degrees before Fame knocked that nigga out cold in front of the club. now, my first instinct was to say "DAAAAMN, that nigga got ROCKED!" but the bouncer in me came out and i had to front that nigga Fame.

so while niggaz is bitchin and cryin about who did what, tryin to blame it on Rip Van Winkle laid out in front of the club, i pointed at Fame and said "fuck that, that was one of YALL hoe ass niggaz did that shit, i saw the shit come from YALL van, nigga. and he stepped up to me to "intimidate" me and seeing how he just put that kid in to "forced hibernation", i wasn't about to let that shit happen to me at MY job. so this little gremlin lookin ass nigga comes up, and was like "what the fuck you say? who the fuck did what, nigga?" and thats when i blacked out and ROCKED that nigga dead in his fuckin jaw!! thats right, i did that shit. i felt like Bruce Leroy at the end of The Last Dragon when he got "The Glow". i felt like when Craig laid Deebo out or when Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson. i mean, i literally ROCKED that nigga and caused him to stumble. the shit was a-fuckin-mazing!!....then reality kicked in and i jumped the fuck back ready to get snuffed from any direction and thats when the cops FINALLY started to show up and Young Bucks hoe ass started screamin for niggaz to get in the van (a beat up joint at that) and them niggaz sped out. the DTP crew was in the front of the club DYIN', especially the dudes from Field Mobb. the dark ass nigga from the group was like "damn, i been waiting for a while for somebody to steal on that nigga". lol

so yeah, ya boy did the unthinkable and survived with all his teeth intact. white people go deep sea diving with Great White sharks......i stumbled a nigga from one of hip hops most "thorough" groups. Lex FTW. so all you niggaz who think you can romp with the big dawg, don't even try. these fists were "Christened" and certified that night...

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

GET WELL, BRUH .....



in the words of Snoop from the song The Shiznit, "if it aint one thang/it's a muthafuckin nutha", shit just seems to always happen. last year around this time my younger brother Mike was shot up while leaving work(he's doing good, back to normal and STILL blowin my phone up to this day, but its all good.lol), now my brother Steph is in the hospital after having a severe asthma about 2 hours ago. he's okay now but i think thats one reason i'm not real big on the holidays. for the past 5 years, either somebody has gotten hurt or died during this time of year to the point where i don't really get excited and all i do is think "Who's gonna be next?" each and every November/December. i think thats why i always choose to work EVERY holiday except New Years because i wanna make sure i stay busy in case something like this pops off.

now, its one thing if it were to happen to an aunt, cousin or whatever. but those who know me KNOW that i am VERY over protective of my younger brothers (i'm the oldest of 8) and i'll demolish anybody or anything that puts them in danger. shit, 2 months ago my youngest brother Christian was at school and scraped his arm outside. now, instead of putting a band-aid or a WET gauze on his arm, one of these dumbass Indian women packed his wound with DRY ASS cotton and thats it. now, my brother is only 3 and i don't even let this nigga play with other kids unless i'm watchin, and when i saw the bootleg shit they did to his arm and the pain he was in, i fuckin lost it. i literally bust in that school and had a "Nigga Moment", demanding to see who the hell "bandaged" his arm. lets just say that they now have a REAL first aid kit on the premises. but that just goes to show how deep my love is for my blood and that when they hurt, I hurt. i think thats why i finally decided to get the tattoo i've been thinking about for the past 3 years which is a scroll that says "Am I My Brother's Keeper" and a list of all 7 of them written on it because i trully feel that i am THEIR keeper and they know that shit.

So...Mike, Spencer, Eric, Stephen, C.J, Jalen and Christian, i know 5 of yall read my blog and if you read this before yall hear from me later today, i love each and every one of yall.

your oldest brother and protect 4 life,

Alex (yes, thats my Government, believe it or not some people STILL don't know that)

Monday, December 8, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE GETTING COPPED THIS MORNING AFTER WORK...


STARBUCKS "SIGNATURE" HOT CHOCOLATE (REALLY ADDICTED TO THIS SHIT LATELY....)


A POPCORN TIN..FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS, I'VE WANTED ONE FOR CHRISTMAS BUT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ONE SO THIS YEAR, I'M GETTIN ONE MY DAMN SELF. FUCK IT.


DARK KNIGHT ON BLU RAY....YOU ALREADY KNOW...


COMMON-UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL....THATS IF IT DOESN'T GET A LAST MINUTE PUSH BACK.....AGAIN..