RECOLLECTIONS OF LEX: LEX VS M.O.P.

After checkin the big homie Micah's blog and saw an M.O.P track, it made me think about a crazy moment in my adventure filled life.....

Back in VA, i was "the man of 100 jobs". i worked at the Naval Medical Center of Portsmouth during the day, Commonwealth from the afternoon until close, and then whoop ass as a bouncer all over Virginia Beach at places like Hammerheads, H2O, Crazy Charlies and the infamous The Beach House. Though i have whooped and knocked out my share of niggaz (and one bitch, she deserved it), most of the action took place at The Beach House. and this story is about the night i made history by being the ONLY nigga to ever punch the shit out of Lil Fame, not get hit AND live to talk about it. lol.

It was the night of the G-Unit/Disturbing The Peace concert and niggaz were in full effect. being that this was in VA and knowing how "VA Niggaz" get down, i already knew in my head that i was gonna have to knock somebody "the fuck out", it was just a matter of WHEN i would have to educate somebody with the "sweet science". so the night is going on and everybody from G-Unit was in effect: Banks, Buck, M.O.P, and some other niggaz and everybody from DTP was there except Luda and Shawna. so me and my boys D, Los, and Thomas were outside patroling the parkin lot and keep in the line in check, watchin niggaz get thrown out the side door by the DJ booth like any other night. so it was pretty boring. but it was close to "let out" time and then....thats when shit started going bad....

people started coming out of the club, everybody from DTP was in front of the club, chillin and talkin to niggaz and spittin at hoes when all of a sudden, shit starts going down on the side of the club. me and my boy D run over and see some G-Unit nigga gettin lumped up by a VA head and then niggaz start brawlin. we go in, "full nelson" a couple niggaz, throw some bows and all that shit, tryin to get shit "undercontrol". while we are gettin that shit handled, we hear a weird fizzing noise, almost like a bottle rocket and see a champagne bottle in the air from the G-Unit peoples van and then we see it smash the ENTIRE back window of the BMW owned by Kenny (some dude from Star Trak). so out of nowhere, the nigga Lil Fame from M.O.P points at some young local nigga and tried to blame it on him so some niggaz tried to rush shorty and shorty broke off in full sprint. thats when i saw Fame chase the nigga and lil man didn't turn his head 15 degrees before Fame knocked that nigga out cold in front of the club. now, my first instinct was to say "DAAAAMN, that nigga got ROCKED!" but the bouncer in me came out and i had to front that nigga Fame.

so while niggaz is bitchin and cryin about who did what, tryin to blame it on Rip Van Winkle laid out in front of the club, i pointed at Fame and said "fuck that, that was one of YALL hoe ass niggaz did that shit, i saw the shit come from YALL van, nigga. and he stepped up to me to "intimidate" me and seeing how he just put that kid in to "forced hibernation", i wasn't about to let that shit happen to me at MY job. so this little gremlin lookin ass nigga comes up, and was like "what the fuck you say? who the fuck did what, nigga?" and thats when i blacked out and ROCKED that nigga dead in his fuckin jaw!! thats right, i did that shit. i felt like Bruce Leroy at the end of The Last Dragon when he got "The Glow". i felt like when Craig laid Deebo out or when Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson. i mean, i literally ROCKED that nigga and caused him to stumble. the shit was a-fuckin-mazing!!....then reality kicked in and i jumped the fuck back ready to get snuffed from any direction and thats when the cops FINALLY started to show up and Young Bucks hoe ass started screamin for niggaz to get in the van (a beat up joint at that) and them niggaz sped out. the DTP crew was in the front of the club DYIN', especially the dudes from Field Mobb. the dark ass nigga from the group was like "damn, i been waiting for a while for somebody to steal on that nigga". lol

so yeah, ya boy did the unthinkable and survived with all his teeth intact. white people go deep sea diving with Great White sharks......i stumbled a nigga from one of hip hops most "thorough" groups. Lex FTW. so all you niggaz who think you can romp with the big dawg, don't even try. these fists were "Christened" and certified that night...